In recent months I have started to learn something about foreign women. Being thoroughly disgusted with the pathetic offerings in the US, like many guys I have been tempted to try recent imports although I find that generally it is just a different flavor of the same bullshit. Anyway long story short a Korean woman I dated a long time ago contacts me out of the blue and says she wants to move in with me until she can get on her feet. Now keep in mind this was all on the condition that I was cool with her sharing my one bedroom apartment (which is not that big and she expected me to build a partition or give up my bedroom) and to let her boyfriends come over and visit (and most likely use my 500 dollar bed to screw in) all for the great bargain of what amounted to one tenth of my rent as compensation.
So I obviously tell her no and in her pathetic attempt at english she calls me "fake bullshit" and proceeds to launch into a tirade about how I am a stalker (even though I never initiated contact with her) and that I am the worst person she has ever met. It never ceases to amaze me how truly disgusting women are but I am happy enough I was able to get at least one crazy bitch out of my life (for good I hope).
Tuesday, March 16, 2010
Monday, February 22, 2010
Bitch to English Translation
Since I realize that women are incapable of saying what they mean and frankly speak a language that is mostly indecipherable to the uninitiated (i.e. guys who have not been fucked over), I thought I would create this translation guide for some of their more common phrases. More to come later.
"I don't want to go out with you because I treasure our friendship."
"I think you are a sucker who is too ugly to date so I will use you to do the things my boyfriend won't and give you nothing return"
"I want a nice guy."
"I want a good looking asshole who treats me like shit but looks good doing it."
"You're such an asshole."
"I want to fuck you."
"There aren't any nice guys."
"There aren't any good looking nice guys."
"I really value having you in my life"
"I am not done using you so I will continue to pretend that I care about your feelings"
"You are too good for me"
"You are the best I can do at the moment but the MINUTE someone better comes along, I am gone"
"My boyfriend treats me like shit"
"My boyfriend does treat me like shit but he is still better looking than you and you are at least your good enough to whine to"
"I feel fat"
"I don't think I look that great but I am still too good looking for you"
"I don't want to go out with you because I treasure our friendship."
"I think you are a sucker who is too ugly to date so I will use you to do the things my boyfriend won't and give you nothing return"
"I want a nice guy."
"I want a good looking asshole who treats me like shit but looks good doing it."
"You're such an asshole."
"I want to fuck you."
"There aren't any nice guys."
"There aren't any good looking nice guys."
"I really value having you in my life"
"I am not done using you so I will continue to pretend that I care about your feelings"
"You are too good for me"
"You are the best I can do at the moment but the MINUTE someone better comes along, I am gone"
"My boyfriend treats me like shit"
"My boyfriend does treat me like shit but he is still better looking than you and you are at least your good enough to whine to"
"I feel fat"
"I don't think I look that great but I am still too good looking for you"
The Reason For This Blog
Hello All,
I decided to write this blog in the hopes of creating a forum for those who like me have suffered at the hands of women. I am what most women have described as a "nice guy" and heard the phrase "you are a great guy but...." so many times it almost makes me physically ill. And by all definitions I am what women say they are looking for. I am reasonably good looking (though not in great shape), highly educated, sensitive, supportive and loyal (to the point of absurdity) and yet for some reason the best I ever seem to attract are the absolute worst women imaginable (and believe me this is not an exaggeration). And so I hope to share some of my thoughts on the subject in future postings and welcome anyone who wishes to share their stories or comment on anything I have to say.
I decided to write this blog in the hopes of creating a forum for those who like me have suffered at the hands of women. I am what most women have described as a "nice guy" and heard the phrase "you are a great guy but...." so many times it almost makes me physically ill. And by all definitions I am what women say they are looking for. I am reasonably good looking (though not in great shape), highly educated, sensitive, supportive and loyal (to the point of absurdity) and yet for some reason the best I ever seem to attract are the absolute worst women imaginable (and believe me this is not an exaggeration). And so I hope to share some of my thoughts on the subject in future postings and welcome anyone who wishes to share their stories or comment on anything I have to say.
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