Since I realize that women are incapable of saying what they mean and frankly speak a language that is mostly indecipherable to the uninitiated (i.e. guys who have not been fucked over), I thought I would create this translation guide for some of their more common phrases. More to come later.
"I don't want to go out with you because I treasure our friendship."
"I think you are a sucker who is too ugly to date so I will use you to do the things my boyfriend won't and give you nothing return"
"I want a nice guy."
"I want a good looking asshole who treats me like shit but looks good doing it."
"You're such an asshole."
"I want to fuck you."
"There aren't any nice guys."
"There aren't any good looking nice guys."
"I really value having you in my life"
"I am not done using you so I will continue to pretend that I care about your feelings"
"You are too good for me"
"You are the best I can do at the moment but the MINUTE someone better comes along, I am gone"
"My boyfriend treats me like shit"
"My boyfriend does treat me like shit but he is still better looking than you and you are at least your good enough to whine to"
"I feel fat"
"I don't think I look that great but I am still too good looking for you"
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